These were written over a decade ago when I would type to myself on the computer between classes or when bored.

They were written very early in my awakening, long before I understood myself.

They are the musings of a goofy kid, and were meant to be a clever way to express my opinions on dragons at the time.

Originally removed from this site, I have resurrected these writings as they represent my early roots.

(To Protect my actual name, I will refer to myself as: "JD")

Disclaimer: These are ancient not to mention just plan stupid... oh well... enjoy... I guess...

To Learn More About My Dragons Click Their Profiles Below:

About Korageth ___+____About Jafira_ ______About Veltra

 
Complete Nonsense:

 This is the dragontalk section, after having my three dragon characters narrate their own story my friends said I should do that some more and I of course said NO! It's Stupid!

 Jafira: But then I said it'd be fun!

 Veltra: and then I said it would make him seem like a crazed skitzo!

 Koragus: ^,=,^ and upon hearing That I immediately supported the idea!

 JD: Finally I just got bored at school and decided to make these, and thus the rant's were born!

 Veltra: I still think it's nonsense. 

Koragus: but Veltra wouldn't know funny if it bit him on the tail.

Who Are We:

 Jafira: People want to know who we are.

 Veltra: We're just fictional characters based off of JD's personalities.

 Koragus: I'm the evil side.

 Veltra: I'm the smart side. 

Jafira: And I'm the fun side!

 Veltra: We're making JD look crazy again. Anyway we're just his alter egos.

 JD: Just some characters in my stories that I try to bring to life.

 Koragus: No! actually, JD thinks he's a dragon and has split his dragon spirit into three personas, Lol he's crazy lets lock him up!

 JD: What The!? No I'm not! I don't think that, and Your a figment of my imagination! I don't need to take this from You!!

 Jafira: What you mean all of us are like some kind of spiritual hydra broken off from his mind?, That would make him cool!

 JD: He's Lying!!

Veltra: Everyone knows he messing with you, but by teasing you its giving himself attention I'll take care of it.

 Jafira: We're doing what now?

 Veltra: He made an assault at JD's sanity lets get him!

 Jafira: Oh okay!

 Veltra pulls out dagger and throws it at Koragus

 Koragus: nice try you missed. 

Jafira pulls out an Assault Rifle and fires!

 Jafira: You get Gun!

 JD: Hey knock it off  you three!

 Koragus: Hah! Make us!

 JD: Never-mind... Jafira, Veltra, *JD pulls out his broadsword & grins* Let's Get Him! 

 Koragus: ^,=,^ Hah finally some FUN! Bring it on! You three verse me!

 JD: I'm done playing lets get him!

Drakonic Fun! Food fight!:

 Jafira: We're dragonkin but are to lazy-stupid-ect, to go find out more about AFD (alt-fan-dragons) newsgroups but I heard that they have food fights! I want a food fight too, so I say we don't need them! Who's with me!!

 Koragus: It's on!

 JD: Sounds like fun!

 Veltra: I will not waste my time with such foolishness! 

Jafira: Fight's on!

 Jafira throws slice of pizza at JD

 JD: *Lol* catches pizza and eats it

 Koragus dumps scalding hot soup on JD

 JD: Ahhhhh! 

Jafira: *Lol!*

 Jafira throw's a chicken leg at Veltra

 Veltra skillfully dodges the attack

 Veltra: I'm not involved! 

Jafira: Oh yes you are! 

JD: Koragus I shall have vengeance!

 Koragus: You can't do anything!

 Koragus throws a moldy sandwich at jafira 

Jafira: Not today! 

Jafira dodges and it hits Veltra

 Veltra: You fight dishonorably and for that you shall pay!

 Koragus: come on you three verse me!

 Koragus throws a dozen rotten eggs at jafira! A water melon at JD and a bowl of mash potato's and gravy at Veltra!

 Jafira dodges the eggs and throws a plate of spaghetti at Koragus

 JD catches the watermelon and throws it back!

 Veltra uses his wings as a shield and throws a cow at Koragus

 Koragus gets spaghetti in his eyes and can't see, JD throws the water melon at Koragus

 The watermelon gets stuck on his horns.

 Then Koragus is crushed by the stray cow.

 Jafira: Where'd that cow come from?

 JD: Who cares it worked! 

Veltra: It's a prey, a form of food right? You just need a little imagination sometimes.

Just Garbage Skip It:

 (Note to self no one reads these so spam away!)

 Jafira: Cool okay! How about words that we make up.

 Koragus: "Lycu tyrak gahasa"

 Jafira: "Uma Calaro duma la cha!"

JD: "Seriana Ic Canantu"

 Veltra: If we type nonsense then people will email us questions asking what those words mean, now knock it off!

 Koragus: those people are probably stupid.

 JD: Your probably stupid!

 Jafira: They'll probably  think it's Tycosian 

 JD: Nope they're just phrases and words that came to me, I would be amazed if they even meant anything. 

Veltra: Then why did you put it on this page then!

 JD: I was bored I guess. 

Veltra : Then delete this! It's a waste of space!

 JD: Ha! No! If anyone takes the time to read these I want them to suffer!

 Koragus: Oh my, such disregard for his readers! No wonder you have no friends.

 JD: Shut up they know I'm joking ..um I think.

 *Jafira laughs at JD's confusion well eating his Oreos* 

JD: 0_o what the? hey!! Bad Dragon No Cookie!

 Jafira: You can't guard them forever!

 JD: Oh yes I can!

 Koragus: Enough!

 Koragus crushes most of the cookies and eats the last remaining few.

JD: My cookies...Noooo!

 Veltra: This is stupid I don't care how funny you think this is, it doesn't serve a purpose or help anyone and is therefore pointless end it!

Drakonic Fun:

      (A Morning With Korageth!)

Koragus: Today we will learn how I wake up, first I drink a Caffeinated beverage then I go up to a sleeping Jafira and do this!

 *Slashes Jafira's side with claw

 Koragus: That woke him up!

* Koragus Laughs ^,=,^ as Jafira Growls in pain/anger

 Koragus: Then I do this!

*Whips Veltra with his tail!

 Jafira: What the heck are you doing!

 Veltra: I think he wants to die.

 JD: Hey, I tried to stop him but he says this is what the readers want.

 Jafira: I shall have much vengeance...

 *Jafira takes to the skies and tries to dive and slash Korag but misses

 Veltra: I'm gonna fight the best way I know how.

 JD: This should be good.

 Veltra: Koragus this attempt to start aggression in the group is only an act to bring more attention to yourself in order to prevent the fear you will someday fade from existence.

 Koragus: What!? 

Jafira: Now!

 *Jafira dives down on a distracted Koragus and knocks him over, Jafira then begins to fight biteing and clawing him. 

Jafira: Yo! JD want to finish him?

 JD: Sure, okay!

 *JD pulls out his broadsword and finishes Koragus.

 Jafira: That freak slashed me good, thanks for distracting him.

 Veltra: *laughs* Just point out his flaws it works every time.

More Coming Soon!

(Unless we kill each other first!)