Stupid Pointless Story, Holloween Edition.
Number of people estimated to read
this = 3 |
The Scary Story! (See Scary Movie) Kora: Hey everyone It's Halloween and You know what that means! *looks at Jafira and laugh's evilly* Jafira fears the undead! Kora: So lets scare him! It was another full moon and as always Jafira grabbed his sword and some music he walked out to his circle of stones in the desert there at midnight he danced to his music ate snacks and just had some fun when suddenly...The circle begin to glow and these words were heard as if from nowhere - umaka dicara sacharis the clouds above turned an odd green, lightning flashed and the wind blew as if in a rage. Jafira grabbed his sword and fled the desert as he looked back he saw a swirling vortex or tornado blasting forth from the ground he ran back home and looked out the window at the swirling vortex. That's weird he thought oh well everything will be fine in the morning. with that he went to bed.
Kisai: Well maybe if you had taken off your stupid music and quit living in your fantasy world you might have noticed that the city is full of zombies and monsters! Retorted Kisai. Oh, that would explain everything... wait a minute-Jafira then remembers the previous night, um I had nothing to do with it! replied Jafira. of course you didn't you don't have any powers said Kisai. Are the others okay asked Jafira. don't know all the power and phones are dead. replied Kisai I'll go check on them then I'll come back! with this Jafira left. Jafira walked outside and looked around the sky was dark and cloudy, thunder could be heard in the distance although it was only the morning it seemed much later he walked on to the street and looked around yeah there is something definitely wrong. Suddenly a car almost rams him he dodges it and it hits a nearby wall he runs over to check on the driver he reaches and opens the door suddenly he sees not a person but a rotting corpse it looks at Jafira with it's dead white eyes and simply says in a raspy voice good day for a drive. Jafira screams, zombies! I hate the undead he rips out a nearby mailbox and smashes it against the monsters head now with that out of the way I should get going wait a minute that car.. An evil grin spread across his face and he took the car and headed towards his friends Hehe this is just like GTA he thought to himself as he pulled into Rollaes driveway. he then brought out a coke and rung the doorbell he sipped the coke and the door opened suddenly Kryla screamed Die Zombie! and smashed Jafira on the head with a frying pan! Ow cried Jafira do I look like a zombie to you! Don't answer that! anyways is everyone okay? Kryla pridefully replied yeah I'm taking care of them, then Jafira said great well then get Rolla and lets go save the world! Rolla got her lucky stick smiled and gleefully exclaimed were gonna save the world again! Oh here we go again thought Jafira. We then took the car and drove back to Kisais we met in his room Okay explained Jafira I know what's going on we've got to get back to my house quick! yeah whatever exclaimed Kisai Then Jafira shouted his famous phrase Let's go! As they left Kisais father (now a zombie) came up behind them and grabbed Kryla "brains he cried out I need brains" he then examined Kryla more carefully and threw her down I Need BRAINS! he exclaimed angrily! Hey... Kryla shouted then Kisai yelled finally an excuse he then took a shovel and got rid of his father! okay replied Jafira well lets go! and thus begun their journey to save the world! They proceeded to the nearest Burger king let's take the drive threw. The voice box garbles out the words ughab brains fod bagh. Yeah we want to Big Mac's large fries and coke! replied Jafira the box then said ugha pshw windaw. Okay! they pull up to the window and pick up their bag of food sheesh that was stupid! Kisai takes the bag and opens it! then a rotting hand reaches up and begins to choke him at which time Jafira bursts out laughing! Kisai takes the bag and throws it out the window! That wasn't funny Jafira! shouted Kisai. Suddenly it dawned on him and Jafira shouted your right that wasn't funny my coke was in there! Rolla begun to get annoyed can we please go save the world now! Okay replied the others we drove to Jafira's house and got swords and crossbows and stuff then journeyed to Jafira's stupid place in the desert. were the swirling vortex was still spinning. Jafira lifted his sword and pointed well there ya go that's the source! Rolla then says "on the game the evil dead they stopped the vortexes with a piece of silver!" Kisai and Kryla then eye Jafira who's vest, necklace and sword all had traces of metal one of those must be silver! What are they plotting thought Jafira suddenly his three friends grabbed him and threw him into the vortex a clash of thunder was heard and the storm, monsters, and everything was suddenly sucked into the portal everyone except the three friends forgot what had happened and life quickly returned to normal (Yay?) But what happened to Jafira? He awoke in a world of total chaos where zombie's, vampires, and monsters were everywhere! He lifted up his sword and grinned I'm gonna fit in just fine here! End! |
/\
* }|{ *
( ~ << (/0\) >> ~ )
* }|{ *
\/