The Stupid Pointless Story II

Together me and my friends took turns writing parts to a story (An add on fanfic?) here is the end result!
Behold this is what happens when you get four bored friends together and give them to much caffeine!

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The Stupid Pointless Story!

The Story part 2

(Part one is missing...)

Rolla somehow got her body back (She was cut in half) and she can become an angel now, (YAY!) and Kyrla is a white magician (priestess) and Jafira can change into a dragon and has a bottomless bag of popcorn (Thanks to A witch ^_^ (Yay!)) and Kisai is now in possession of infinite dark powers and is the strongest in the group.

Kisai stole his magic cloak from the dark mansion, and he thinks he's the leader, but everyone really hates him. We got tired of watching the mansion burn down and went into the forest.


And after we went into the forest we met a strange-looking creature named umm... Bobo!  And Bobo stole Jafira's endless bag of popcorn. Jafira started chasing after it. Well, the rest of us really don't care. We continue through the forest, knowing Jafira would come back soon. And we decide to camp and wait for him.

He came back and said that Bobo had taken his popcorn to a giant castle. And he somehow drags us into helping him get it back. Rolla fly's above the forest to see if she can find the castle.


And so Kisai started shocking Jafira with lightning and he shouted, "Why did you go off and make us wait for you!" And Rolla was off still trying to find the castle. Little did she know that it was cloaked through magic invisibility. And Jafira said, "You fools! We have to find that castle!" And Kyrla asked, "Why should we?!" And Jafira pulled out his giant sword, and said, "Because if we don't, then I'm going to kill the both of you!"

Unfortunately for Rolla, in her flight, she didn't see the castle, because it was cloaked of course, and so ran right smack dab into it face first. She said, "I think I found it!" Of course, she was too far away, and collapsed to the ground through the trees.


And then the minions of Bobo spotted Rolla and started to give chase. her wings, were so severely damaged, she couldn't take flight to escape. Making it nearly impossible for Rolla to get away. But then, just as the minions were closing in. A giant lightning bolt flashed before her eyes. And fricasseed the minions of Bobo. just then, a mysterious figure appeared. Without a word, he disappeared again, right before her eyes.


So um, the three of us are walking through the forest, Kyrla's yelling at Jafira, Jafira is wondering where Rolla is. Kisai is yelling at Jafira too, but Jafira is threatening Kisai with his sword and shouting "quickly for the popcorn we must go!" and then Kisai shocks him with lightning again. And then, it's Kyrla's turn!


While we're wandering around, Jafira trips over Rolla, because she had fainted after seeing the dark figure. Then we wake her up. And she tells us what happened. So we barge into the fortress. And are welcomed by tons and tons of Bobo-looking creatures.

We get ready to fight. And the Bobos, they're all going, "Hail the grand Bobo! For he will destroy the human race! And Earth with it!" And Jafira jumps with joy and shouts Yes! then Kyrla smacks him upside the head.  So we start fighting them. Kisai's using lightning.

Jafira is frying them. And Rolla is hitting them with light energy. And Kyrla finds a door. And she yells at the others to hurry up and get to the door. So we all get to the door and find Bobo with Jafira's popcorn bag. And he's pouring the popcorn into a giant machine. Laughing evilly. Saying the world, and all its creatures shall perish. And now we get ready to fight Bobo!


But Bobo is not alone... He has an evil minion. Named, "Tyraku." The villain is very huge. His flaming eyes and bulging muscles made even the strong of heart fall down with fear. Jafira, seeing this, was so scared., that he passed out after screaming like a girl for what seemed like an hour. But Kisai was not amused by such a creature.

Instead, he wanted to enslave the beast. To bend it to his will. Kyrla at this point was taken and separated by the group by Bobo's minions. In a giant bird cage she was locked. Kisai, noticing that Kyrla had disappeared, laughed with evil joy. ...And it was left with Rolla and Kisai, standing against the monster.

The monster raised his arms for a mighty blast of dark power.  And then he destroyed Jafira's body. And at this point, Kyrla's screams for help from over a bottomless pit could be heard. The monster grabbed Kisai, and proceeded to crush the life out of him. (Yay!) While he's coughing up blood. Rolla looks down and is shaking in her boots. Her fear striking down her comrade in danger. Rolla then proceeds to bring Jafira back to life with her angel magic.


-So then Jafira gets up and busts out his sword. "You can play with that thing, I'm outta here! I'm gonna find My popcorn!" (and maybe Kyrla! if there is time) Jafira is running around, looking for his Popcorn, and Kyrla., and Finds her dangling over a bottomless pit. Jafira finds her, laughs at her, she yells at him,. she yells at him some more. Then he turns into his dragon form, grabs the cage, and brings her to safety, but he leaves her in the cage.

I say "Forget you, I'm gonna go find my popcorn!" And then he finds Bobo, who's dumping Jafira's popcorn into a machine, which is a giant robotic Bobo, who's gonna destroy the world the robot runs off of popcorn. And Jafira prepares to fight Bobo, and Kyrla escapes the cage somehow. And she's angry at Jafira for some reason.


And Kyrla runs back to where the others were. And finds Rolla flying around the room, being chased by the monster, and carrying Kisai by the hand. Kyrla calls them down towards the door. We all run out the door, but the monster's too big to get out, and he can't get out because of the anti-magic field Kyrla created. Soon we find Jafira, fighting Bobo, for his popcorn. And we run in to help. Of course Kyrla hits Jafira first, a bunch of times.  (Jafira: Why? What did I do?!)


Once Bobo is defeated. And Jafira has his stupid popcorn back. (Yay!) Kyrla and Kisai went out to the woods alone. Kyrla takes out her bow and arrow and pins Kisai to a tree. She walks up to Kisai and slaps him. But he kicks her in the stomach. And then they get into a fight. The mysterious figure comes out, and faces them both. -_-;; And he goes up to Jafira, takes his popcorn and freezes him then destroys the bag.

Then he goes up to Rolla. And shish kabobs her with his sword. And Jafira, being mad about his popcorn, charges after the mysterious fighter but lands in a snake pit. And has a tragic end. Devoured by snakes. (Yay!) Kyrla and Kisai unfreeze. to find their friends, slaughtered (Yay!) And then Jafira is reunited with his popcorn in heaven! (Insert romantic love scene here.) Kyrla and Kisai survive for two more days before killing each other over an argument about pie.


The End ?

(That's right!  we really have no lives! ^_~

 

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