Words of crazed dragons

This page is bunch of rants my dragons have made if you believe they are real!
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Complete Nonsense: This is the dragonrant's section, after having my three dragon characters narrate their own story my friends said I should do that some more and I of course said NO! It's Stupid! Jafira: But then I said it'd be fun! Veltraz: and then I said it would make him seem like a crazed skitzo. Koragus: ^_^ and upon hearing that I immediatly supported the idea! Kris: Finally I just got bored at school and decided to make these and thus the rant's were born. Veltraz: I still think it's nonsense. Koragus: but Veltraz wouldn't know funny if it bit him on the tail.

About This Site: Koragus: If this is a dragon site why is there so much other garbage? Jafira: I would like to answer that but umm.. (grab's chips) But I'm eating! Hehe ^_^ Veltraz: This site was originally supposed to be dragons and nothing else but instead we added other stuff. Koragus: The original site was just dragon theory's some junk and there wasn't much else here so we decided to cut some stuff out and make it funner. Jafira: Plus Koragus talks about dragons to much and some things he likes may make us look crazier then we already are. Kris: this site used to be a little bigger there was once more sections about and for dragons but I changed my mind Veltraz: in order to talk about dragon stuff in a fun and amusing way we created the dragonrants sections for ourselves although we often get off subject.

Who Are We: Jafira: People want to know who we are. Veltraz: we are just characters based off of Kris's personalities. Koragus: I'm the evil one. Veltraz: I'm the smart one. Jafira: And I'm the fun side! Veltraz: were making Kris look crazy again. Anyway we're just his alter egos. Kris: Just some characters in my stories that I try to bring to life. Koragus: No! jokingly Kris thinks he's a dragon and split his dragon half into three personas lol he's crazy lets lock him up! Kris: What The!? No I'm not! I don't think that, and youre a figment of my imagination! I don't need to take this from You!! Jafira: What you mean all of us are like some kind of hydra?, That would make him cool! Kris: He's lying! Veltraz: Everyone knows he lying but by teasing you its giving himself attention I'll take care of it. Jafira: We're doing what now? Veltraz: He made an assault at Kris's sanity lets get him! Jafira: Oh okay! Veltraz pulls out dagger and throws it at Koragus Koragus: nice try you missed. Jafira pulls out an Assault Rifle and fires! Jafera: You get Gun! Kris: Hey knock it off you three! Koragus: Ha! make us! Kris: Never-mind Jafira, Veltraz, Kris pulls out sword & grins Let's Get Him! Koragus: \_/ Hah finally some FUN! Bring it on! You three verse me! Kris: I'm done playing lets get him!

Drakonic Fun! Food fight!! : Jafira: We're dragons but are to lazy-stupid-ect, to go find out more about AFD newsgroups but I heard that they have food fights I want a food fight too, so I say we don't need them Who's with me! Koragus: It's on! Kris: Sounds like fun! Veltraz: I will not waste my time with such foolishness! Jafira: Fight's on! Jafira throws slice of pizza at Kris Kris: Lol catches pizza and eats it Koragus dumps scalding hot soup on Kris Kris: Ahhhhh! Jafira: Lol Jafira throw's a chicken leg at Veltraz Veltraz skillfully dodges the attack Veltraz: I'm not involved! Jafira: Oh yes you are! Kris: Koragus I shall have vengeance! Koragus: You can't do nothing! Koragus throws moldy sandwich at jafira Jafira: Not today! Jafira dodges and it hits Veltraz Veltraz: You fight dishonorably for that you shall pay! Koragus: come on you three verse me! Koragus throws a dozen rotten eggs at jafira! A water melon at Kris and a bowl of mash potato's and gravy at Veltraz! Jafira dodges the eggs and throws a plate of spaghetti at Koragus Kris catches the watermelon and throws it back! Veltraz uses his wings as a shield and throws a cow at Koragus Koragus gets spaghetti in his eyes and can't see Kris throws the water melon at Koragus The watermelon gets stuck on his horns. Then Koragus is crushed by a stray cow. Jafira: Where'd that cow come from? Kris: who cares it worked! Veltraz: It's food right? You just need a little imagination sometimes.

To Conquer The World!: And Party! Koragus: these people are idiots we need to find a way to come here and have some real fun hehe. Veltraz: while if your so powerful use your magic Jafira: He can't it doesn't work here. Koragus: I've been trying!. Kris: You have no powers you can't do that ha loser. Koragus: I'm gonna come to this world and throw a party! Veltraz: well if we three existed in this world and attempted to throw a party that would result in our immediate demise. Koragus: (wasn't listening) So here is what I'm gonna do I'm going find a way to bring us to this world! Jafira: Is that even possible? Kris: first off I made you three up your not real! and I doubt it would work besides if I had three dragons walking around with me there would be a lot of problems Veltraz: Kris is right. besides dragons don't currently exist in this world if we were to appear there would be many problems. Koragus: I don't care! What I'm going to do is find a way to this world! I have plans... Muhaha! \_/ Much Chaotic fun will follow! Jafira: You sound very scary like something out of a bad movie! Kris: I agree Jafira your all crazy! There is no way to summon physical dragons they don't and cannot exist in this world despite what you say. Koragus: I'll laugh when we prove you wrong. Jafira: It'd be fun to try. Veltraz: Remember nothing is impossible but if there were suddenly dragons around there would be alot of people after us It's best not to worry about it.

Just Garbage Skip It: (Note to self no one reads these so spam away!) Jafira: Cool okay! How about words that we make up. Koragus: Lycu tyrak gahasa Jafira: how about this one Uma Calaro duma la cha! Veltraz: if we type nonsense then people will email us questions asking what those words mean now knock it off! Koragus: those people are probably stupid. Kris: Your probably stupid. Jafira: they'll probably think it's Tycosian Kris: Nope they're just phrases and words that came to me I would be amazed if they even meant anything. Veltraz: Why did you put it on this page then?! Kris: I was bored I guess. Veltraz : Then get rid of it! It's a waste of space! Kris: Ha! No! If anyone takes the time to read these I want them to suffer! Koragus: Oh my such disregard for his readers no wonder you have no friends. Kris: Shut up they know I'm joking ..um I think. *Jafira laughs at Kris's confusion well eating his Oreos* Kris: 0_o what the? hey! Bad dragon no cookie! Jafira: You can't guard them forever! Kris: Oh yes I can! Koragus: Enough! Koragus crushes most of the cookies and eats the last remaining few. Veltraz: This is stupid I don't care how funny you think this is, it doesn't serve a purpose or help anyone and is therefore pointless end it! Kris: Fine!

Jafira's Name: Jafira: Ahh! Koragus: What? Jafira: I was bored and I did a search on my name there's a whole bunch of stories with characters named Jafira not only that but their all female! Koragus: Hah! I knew it! Veltraz: I have a theory perhaps those names are pronounced Jafyra that might explain it. Kris: They look like dragon stories too! Jafira: I thought this name was unique! Koragus: Well atleast my names unique and it promotes sugar! Jafira: This stinks I got a cruddy name! It's Ja-fear-ah not jafyra. Koragus: I'm gonna have fun torturing you with this for awhile. Kris: How about this we'll just call you Jafera for awhile. Jafira: argh I hate this. Veltraz: I'm sure people will figure it out lets end this.

Videogames and Anime: Taking the subject away from the stupid conversations above lets talk about videogames and Anime. Jafira: How come dragons are always portrayed as villains? Veltraz: Because of a few bad seeds like Koragus. Kris: The breath of fire series was good. Jafira: we have so many games and none of them have any decent dragons besides spyro and that's no fun. Koragus: what about Dragonrage? Kris: that game was okay I guess. Jafira: (Reads topic) were suppose to talk about anime too. Koragus: Anime sucks grow up! Veltraz: actually it seems alot of older audiences watch it too. Jafira: So far I've only found one completly dragon based show and thats dragondrive only it's not on tv nor is it translated. Koragus: The dragons in that show are treated like stupid pets. Veltraz: No there not. Jafira: There are probably more that I don't know about. but I found DragonKnights manga and that was pretty good A dragon called fire reminded me of myself (He was funny!) Kris: this is getting boring let's stop.

Drakonic Fun: Koragus: Today we will learn how I wake up first I drink a Caffeinated beverage then I go up to a sleeping Jafira and do this Slashes Jafira's side with claw That woke him up! Koragus Laughs ^_^ as Jafira Growls in pain/anger Koragus: Then I do this Whips Veltraz with his tail Jafira: What the heck are you doing! Veltraz: I think he wants to die. Kris: hey I tried to stop him but he says this is what the readers want. Jafira: I shall have much vengence! Jafira takes to the skies and tries to dive and slash Koragus but misses Veltraz: I'm gonna fight the best way I know how. Kris: this should be good! Veltraz: Koragus this attempt to start aggression in the group is only an act to bring more attention to yourself in order to prevent the fear you will fade from existence. Koragus: What!? Jafira: Now! Jafira dives down on distracted Koragus and knocks him over and then begins to fight bites/claws him. Jafira: Yo! Kris want to finish him? Kris: Yeah okay pulls out his sword and finishes Koragus. Jafira: That freak slashed me good thanks for distracting him . Veltraz: laughs just point out his flaws it works every time.

Number Ten!: (why do people like these?!) Kris: This is our tenth dragon rant on this page! Jafira: In celebration we've got Pretzels! Koragus: And Root beer! Jafira: So how's life? Kris: Life's good! Veltraz: oh no not another one of these! Jafira: Yep! ^_^ Veltraz: Why... Kris: Because! Koragus: Because we think if we make you mad enough you'll leave! Veltraz: If I left who would keep you two out of trouble? Jafira: Kris! Koragus ROFL Veltraz: Sure he would... Jafira: Life would be alot funner. Veltraz: You need me to keep you guys out of trouble! Koragus: Whatever... Jafira: Changing the subject, what's new? Kris: Seems people have finally found out about dragon drive I guss we're not the only ones who have found it. Koragus: That show sucks! Kris: No it don't you do! Veltraz: See thats why you need me around you all would kill each other if I weren't around. Jafira: I got an idea instead of attacking each other lets get him instead! Koragus: Okay! (Kris grabs popcorn!) Kris: I'll just watch! Others: Let's get him! Koragus and Jafira begin picking on Veltraz (Scratch that Jafira playfully attacks Veltraz... Koragus really attacks him!) Kris: Well this could take all day and I don't feel like typing so until next time See ya!